dream with your eyes open

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via hotboyproblems)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via bl-ossomed)

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

(via greed)

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via bl-ossomed)